Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
~Alphonse Allais

Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised.
~Star Trek: Voyager

Chocolate, men and coffee – some things are better rich.
~Author Unknown

Drinking decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister.
~Bob Irwin

If they took all the drugs, nicotine, alcohol and caffeine off the market for six days, they’d have to bring out the tanks to control you.
~Dick Gregory

Did you ever have the feeling that the world was an AC coffee pot and you were DC?
~Alan Dean Foster

Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love.
~Charles Maurice de Talleyrand

I think if I were a woman I’d wear coffee as a perfume.
~ John Van Druten